Write a conversation where someone mentions a type of fish in every sentence. (Adapted from ‘Whose Line is it Anyway?’)** A seafood BBQ with friends W: Tommy Cod! I’m so glad you made it to our party! It’s been such a long time! T: I know Walley, we’ve both been busy with work or should I call you Mr
Read moreWrite down a series of random letters then write sentences using each letter as the first letter of each successive word: e.g. AFDSHW: All fat dentists should have wigs** The random letters I have chosen are: TEDCLM 1. The electrician did choose Luigi’s manufacturer. 2. Ted, Evelyn, Dale, Carla left Michigan. 3. Trains eagerly drive commuters long miles. 4.
Read moreWrite a spell that’ll make someone get fatter** To the shallow, who never have to watch their shadow now you will pay. Experience the pain of being judged for weight gain, from thin to thick you now will switch see through their eyes, live as a different size from now until tomorrow or until you learn from the sorrow that
Read moreWrite a horoscope for cars** Ferrari (Aries) You’re seen a symbol of wealth and luxury and sexiness, however today there will be an influx of middle-aged men going through mid-life crises wanting to buy Ferraris to get in touch with their lost youth. You know they won’t be fooling anyone, but try to see the best of it. You will
Read moreWrite five impossibly difficult or strange questions** 1. Have you ever seen Heaven? 2. How do you make a pile of water? 3. How do you build a wall without tools? 4. What is the limit of nothing? 5. Which way do you go to find happiness? **Reference: Marsden, J 1998, Everything I Know About Writing, Pan Macmillan,
Read moreWrite a menu fit for an enemy** Entree: Garlic bread laced with Marijuana (To lower inhibitions and enhance hunger to eat more poisoned food) Main: Spaghetti Bolognese (The Bolognese must be laced with several cups of Vodka to further lower inhibitions and to bring on fatigue) Dessert: Chocolate Sundae laced with Chloroform (To render enemy unconscious)
Read moreChoose someone else and write down the ways in which you’re similar to them and the ways in which you are different** For this writing topic, I have chosen my mother. The ways I’m similar to my mother are the way I look, the way I worry, how much of a perfectionist I am, the way arthritis affects us, we
Read moreDescribe your favourite piece of clothing** At the moment my favourite piece of clothing is gym pants I wear every day when I’m not at work. They fit me, they are comfortable, they are slimming and they go with pretty much any shirt. **Reference: Marsden, J 1998, Everything I Know About Writing, Pan Macmillan, Australia.
Read moreWrite three things that Mars and blackberries have in common** 1. Both Mars and blackberries contain iron 2. Both Mars and blackberries contain water 3. Both pieces of Mars and blackberries can be found on Earth **Reference: Marsden, J 1998, Everything I Know About Writing, Pan Macmillan, Australia.
Read moreWho’s the most repressed group in the world? Justify your answer** I believe children are the most repressed group in the world. I believe this is true due to the fact that children are starting from scratch, they have to learn everything as they go along and they don’t have the capacity to make major decisions or look after themselves.
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Loveday Writing 