Loveday Writing

Write seven funny things** 1. Comedians 2. Comedic Movies 3. Jokes 4. The sound of laughter 5. Making an arse out of yourself (once you get past the embarrassment) 6. Awkward moments (in retrospect) 7. Cute cat and dog videos **Reference: Marsden, J 1998, Everything I Know About Writing, Pan Macmillan, Australia.

List ten imaginative ways to reduce car accidents** 1. Wrap cars in bubble wrap 2. Velcro–either Velcro roads or Velcro crash barriers 3. Foam speed bumps 4. Roads made out of jelly or jelly tyres 5. Having a built-in forcefield as a car feature 6. Springs built under the car as a feature to avoid accidents (e.g. bounce over a

Nominate five reasons for liking the place you live in and five places for disliking it** Like: 1. Cooler summers and warmer winters 2. There are more public transport options where I live than in my home town 3. Great scenery, in particular the scenery at the beaches 4. More job opportunities where I live than in my home town

Name three things you don’t enjoy doing now that you probably will enjoy in three years.** 1.  Saving Money (hopefully my savings accounts will be in five figures in three years) 2.  Housework (hopefully I’ll enjoy it more because I’ll hopefully own a house in three years) 3.  Dating (hopefully I’ll enjoy it more than I do now because I’ve

‘Bookshops sell more books on Tuesdays than other days.’ Assuming this is true, how many reasons can you think of to explain it? -People are more open to reading due to getting over ‘Monday-itis’. -People have spent their weekend reading a good book and want to buy another one for the following weekend. -There may be companies who pay the

Which kid in the family is it best to be? The oldest? The youngest? Second? Third? Fourth? Tenth? The only one?** I only know what it’s like to be the second and youngest child, so I’ll say that is the best. I think its best as my parents were slightly more relaxed around me as opposed to my older brother.

Describe how you like to get comfortable.** When I get home after work, I like to change into my PJs, have a drink (soft drink), sit on my couch and watch a bit of TV, before I have to make dinner and get ready for the next work day. Similarly on the weekends, after running my errands, I like to

Write some questions you would like answered.** 1. Is there a God or higher power?+ 2. Does Heaven exist?+ 3. Is reincarnation possible?+ 4. Is there an afterlife?++ 5. Does everything really happen for a reason?++ 6. Does true love really exist?++ 7. How long will I live for?++ 8. Will I find love? 9. Why are there not enough

Name four jobs that no-one ever thought of before.** 1. DJ for Musical Chairs 2. Waiting Room Greeter 3. Stand in Dancer at Parties 4. Surprise Connoisseur   **Reference: Marsden, J 1998, Everything I Know About Writing, Pan Macmillan, Australia.