John Marsden Writing Topic #35
List six bizarre excuses for not doing your homework**
1. I was sucked into a vortex
2. I was too busy travelling through time
3. My homework magically disappeared
4. My homework decided to escape/run away
5. My pens and paper kept magically transforming into food
6. I had a fight with my textbook
**Reference: Marsden, J 1998, Everything I Know About Writing, Pan Macmillan, Australia.