Diary of a Scalper
Tickets are my business, in particular, scalping them to everyday fools. Business is usually good at night, that’s when most of the shows are on.
I didn’t intend on scalping as a career, but it’s hard to live off youth allowance when you’re living at uni accommodation. Once I’ve graduated, I’ll have a real job and be rich and famous and won’t have to do this anymore.
Business isn’t good tonight as a cop busted me, I can’t use my profits to bail me out, I’ll never see that money again.
My parents just arrived, they don’t look too proud.